Wednesday, 21 October 2009

Wanted

Wanted: New team to join established trio at top of the pile. Must have large, fickle and poorly football educated following. Must be able to make it out of the champions league group stage but will not be permitted to progress much further than quarter finals and certainly not knock out any other English sides along the way. Must attract controversy through managerial antics and player misconduct, you are expected to be bad boys of the gang of four and must make constant reference to this in both playing style and media relations. You are expected to have a small pool of useful English talent but not at the detriment of big foreign names.

If you think you've got what it takes to join us; fourth place is waiting.

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